what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I have tasted many bathrooms
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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