they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Sorry about my life...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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