I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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