Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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