And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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