I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
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since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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