I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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