Are we in a gay sports bar?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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