the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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