so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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