I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
BRING THE BAGELS
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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