How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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