this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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