fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Randomize
