My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you mean i was at the winter classic?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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