Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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