I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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