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His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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