You're my little dorito
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!