I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo