Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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