one might say we're banned from that church
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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