i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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