I like my sex mixed with concussions.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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We are two peas in an std pod
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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