He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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