pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
sex in a hospital.. check
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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