I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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