this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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