These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
So squirting runs in the family.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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