yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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