i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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