I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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