I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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