You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...