we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out