I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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