can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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