would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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