haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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