I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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