What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it