Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."