Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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