don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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