What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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