Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Who died my cat blue again?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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