Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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