i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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