Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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