Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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