that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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