How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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