soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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