Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Dear god my vagina.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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