I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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