You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Can you repeat that, but with context?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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