Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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