once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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