he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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