so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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