There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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